r/nottheonion 9h ago

National vote sees Australian public broadcaster forced to play song about Prime Minister pleasuring himself with coal

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theshot.net.au
3.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Marie Kondo Stops Tidying Up: 'My Home Is Messy'

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variety.com
691 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago Tree Hug Facepalm

Tucker Carlson Rips Menthol Cigarette Bans, Says Nicotine 'Frees Your Mind'

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newsweek.com
28.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Rick Ross refuses to ride in Teslas because they might drive him to the police

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consequence.net
5.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

US news agency AP again clarifies tweet advising that writing 'the French' is 'dehumanizing'

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lemonde.fr
129 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out

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npr.org
348 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users

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arstechnica.com
2.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It”

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themissinternet.com
60 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum

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lootpress.com
19 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip

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rte.ie
27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content

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cbsnews.com
427 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans

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kxan.com
14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French

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bbc.com
65 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

PG&E town hall on frequent power outages in Bennett Valley cut short by power outage

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pressdemocrat.com
9.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

AP Stylebook includes 'The French' in list of 'general and often dehumanizing 'the' labels.

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awfulannouncing.com
1.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It”

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themissinternet.com
179 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Fresh trans prisoner row as girl's stalker approved for move to women's jail

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news.sky.com
4 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members

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theguardian.com
140 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Librarian says he was told to remove Holocaust survivor’s quote for violating Central Bucks’ ‘advocacy’ policy

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272 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí

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irishexaminer.com
116 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Man crushed by telescopic urinal in central London dies

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bbc.co.uk
6 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

WWE drop 'The Banger Bros' name for peculiar reason to do with adult film company – Reports

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sportskeeda.com
7 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

B.C. lawyer wins $37 after suing over ‘disappointing’ children’s laser tag birthday party

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3.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 42m ago

6 Doctors Swallow Legos For Science

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r/nottheonion 2d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Marcus Stokes, former Florida QB commit whose scholarship was pulled due to racial slur, gets HBCU offer

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cbssports.com
2.7k Upvotes