r/Unexpected 13d ago Table Slap 2 hehehehe 1 Helpful 10 Wholesome 5 Silver 7

ayooo, a lovely family.

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u/unexBot 13d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Didn't do pushups. Started butt hugs instead.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/dmarve 13d ago

I like how she immediately grabs her shoe

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u/Bossmann1017 13d ago

Its the Latina in her. Immediately go for the chancla

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u/BlueForte 13d ago

La Mexicana

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u/DamnBunny 13d ago

There should be a Horror movie called "La Chancla" Latinos would grimace of their childhood memories being on the big screen as soon as your jordans touch the wet floor...

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u/PerceptiveAxion 13d ago

You better not go walking on that floor after I cleaned it with Fabuloso.

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u/Letter-Past 13d ago Helpful

Purple fabuloso is best all purpose cleaner and smells great. I will fight anyone smaller than me who says otherwise

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u/Ok_Judge3497 13d ago

What about someone larger but lazy and out of shape?

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u/Letter-Past 13d ago

Nah that's my role in this whole scenario. Can't have two fat lazy dudes. Smaller guy can totally be fit and beat my ass though, nothing aaginst that

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u/MrmmphMrmmph 13d ago

How about someone slightly overweight but with a resting heartbeat of 83BPM? you get to pick the height and sweaty factor.

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u/Letter-Past 13d ago

I'll need to align with the Tribunal. Please wait 2 to 6 business weeks for response

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u/DamnBunny 13d ago

its like that woman was made by the manufacturer to handle that stuff.

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u/zeke235 13d ago

I fucking love Fabuloso!

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u/AlexDavid1605 13d ago

Its not just the Mexicans, its almost every brown kid that goes through this nightmare. Be they be the Latinos, the North Africans, Middle Eastern, Indian Subcontinenter or the Indo-Chinese. The tropical heat unites us all in the nightmare.

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u/duckduckduck21 13d ago

As a whitey, my mom liked to throw whatever was closest (books, cups, coasters, shoes - whatever she could get her hands on.)

I'm in the midwest so this phenomenon might, in-fact, be unrelated to climate or race. The great uniter!

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u/DazedConfuzed420 13d ago

As a whitey myself, same thing…. Remote controls, plates, she once threw one of those like 5 pound glass/crystal ashtrays at me

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u/U_see_ur_nose 13d ago

Also from Midwest, mom would do the same lol

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 13d ago

CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAN...

-CLA

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u/A_very_large_moth 13d ago

The squeak of your shoes against the floorbis the last thing you hear…

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u/DamnBunny 13d ago Wearing is Caring

"hijo de la chingada!"
Abulita NOOooooooooo

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u/PerceptiveAxion 13d ago

Squeak

SMACK!

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u/wallander_cb 13d ago

Dude, for me it was a belt, I would have fucking loved a chancla instead lol

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u/idk2019justbrowsing 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote

More comedy than horror but “Hispanic Halloween by David Lopez”

https://youtu.be/RRJkvUW5j0o

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u/EuronymousRex 13d ago Wholesome

Chan...chan...chan...cla...cla...cla..

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 13d ago

That man is dead…

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u/Ursula2071 13d ago

This should be nsfw. We just watched a murder.

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 13d ago

It’s cut to early. I wish I would have seen him getting slapped a little for this crap.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 13d ago

Totally agree. I bet it hurt, what he did to her. And why would he even include the kid in his stupid prank..

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u/Top_Butterfly2034 13d ago

Because he‘s mentally still 12.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 13d ago

I think you're right. And not even a smart 12 year old.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 13d ago

I mean, it's a dumbshit prank but I doubt she's actually seriously pissed about it, it's really not that serious.

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus 13d ago

Yeah these people need to lighten up, it's just a family prank.

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski 13d ago

I agree that it's not that serious. I actually laughed when she came after him with the shankla, I'm just responding to the comments I read here. For this comment I responded to, I also thought it was cut too early. I would have liked to see the shankla set things straight.

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u/MickeyZvornik 13d ago

Yea she should divorce him, delete facebook and hit the gym....

You guys are something else

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u/LandArch_0 13d ago

As a latinamerican, I'm really glad we don't have a tradition of using Clogs (big wooden shoes)

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u/McFruitpunch 13d ago

I had a Latino manager at Taco Bell once, and her husband worked there too, and she was ALWAYS threatening with La Chancla. Became one of the funniest inside jokes for us all.

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u/AppropriateAgent44 13d ago

Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance against the oncoming storm

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u/vale_fallacia 13d ago

Immediately go for the chancla

Kamehamechancla

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u/GordonCurry2 13d ago

I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.

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u/jbrady33 13d ago

that's great! and how did you post that?

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u/jbrady33 13d ago

nm - I see now, has to be on Gify already

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u/Renzieface 13d ago

I'd wield a murderous chancla, too.

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u/pencilvesterasadildo 13d ago

You see you smooth and fast that was?

That’s a tactical grab and beat.

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u/PerceptiveAxion 13d ago

She learned that from her mama who learned that from her mama who learned that from her mom. That is hereditary knowledge that has been passed down for that last 20-30 generations.

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u/PhorTwenT 13d ago

More like hereditary trauma

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u/Technical_Draw_9409 13d ago

Shhh we don’t think about that. Beating children is funny if you say it in another language

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u/PatrikPatrik 13d ago

Because that’s how they scripted this.

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u/MissQueen00 13d ago

And immediately started smacking him with it , shit I'd been smacking the hell out that head of his too 😂😂

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u/Renzieface 13d ago Helpful Bravo! Dread

I don't understand why anyone would think it's funny to do this to someone they care about. Like, this is some dumb frat boy shit.

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u/irnehlacsap 13d ago

If my girl was doing this to me it wouldn't be funny. It would become very sexual very quickly.

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u/Stein_um_Stein 13d ago

Kids would have to go to Nana's real quick.

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u/Armitage1 13d ago

and my legacy as a mother-fucker is fulfilled.

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G 13d ago

You motherfucker you...

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 13d ago

It's amazing how that was an insult .. until you have kids and it turns into a badge of honor. My favorite snack .. milf n cookies!

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u/465554544255434B52 13d ago

nana's? amatuer. go to the basement and put on these headphones kids

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u/catdog918 13d ago

I’m going to share this with my gf and pray she gets the hint that I want her to slam my face into her ass

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u/SonicBlur254 13d ago

or slam her face into your ass and hope she gets the hint that you want the same

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u/catdog918 13d ago

I mean, I’m down

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u/Mybeardisawesom 13d ago

How can I get mine to do that to me? Cause yes

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u/cdqmcp 13d ago

Have you tried using words?

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u/senorglory 13d ago

Uncomfortable.

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u/Mybeardisawesom 13d ago

No, i communicate mainly through grunts and head nods.

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u/ThomasTheBadWriter 13d ago

Ah, the silent protagonist

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u/frickuranders 13d ago edited 13d ago

Send them a link to the vid with a eggplant and peach emoji with a winking face. Shakespearian man. Maybe link your comment. Just remember to wear a mouth guard for that intense snu snu.

Soon you'll be sending links of whatever you want and you'll invest 10k on a sex dungeon.

Your kid will be traumatized for life tho whenever they do push-ups yoga or piggyback rides. But that's not your problem it'll be their therapists

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u/guitarstitch 13d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Ally

Because growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Sorry about your missing joy.

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u/sithlord_crisps 13d ago

Ramming your gfs face into your asscrack=whimsical childish fun i guess lol

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u/stonesst 13d ago

People have different sense of humor… My fiancé would be incapacitated laughing if I tried this

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u/EdgeBrexr 13d ago

same, she would demand to do it back to me out of revenge

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u/Gonzjon23 13d ago

I don't see your problem?

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u/EdgeBrexr 13d ago

more of a bonus

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u/LandArch_0 13d ago edited 13d ago

I'd say it's not even mandatory, is inevitable (unless you die of course)

Edit: up until today I've always thought mandatory had only to do with an order given.

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u/Turtle-Shaker 13d ago

Growing old is technically optional

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u/SavathussyEnjoyer 13d ago

“Stay young FOREVER with this simple trick!” cocks gun

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u/thebestjoeever 13d ago

What exactly do you think people mean when they say mandatory?

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u/Fastfingers_McGee 13d ago

What do you think mandatory means?

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u/howlandtabby 13d ago

Imagine thinking that loving tik tok pranks is correlated with someone’s ability to experience joy

“Oh you didn’t like the latest episode of Big Bang theory?? Well sorry you’ve lost your passion for life. Sad!”

quotes Walt Disney with a straight face

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u/Crisp-Hat-Rick 13d ago

I saw one post where a boyfriend slapped his girlfriend's ass, and lots of the Reddit comments were appalled he did it without her consent.

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u/TotedwiththeTross 13d ago

Meanwhile when I’m with my girlfriend, everytime I bend over my hand instinctively protects my hole

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u/Compost_My_Body 13d ago

Brother, same. My wife has zero mercy

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u/taybay462 13d ago

Why should she? It's indescribably fun

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u/exkid 13d ago

As a wife who also sneak-attacks her husband's hole, I send your girlfriend my regards.

Soon we will be legion.

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u/Tyhelm 13d ago

Same, even getting off the couch I gotta cover quick or I get poked in the hole.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 13d ago

Last weekend my BIL came up to us at the brew pub and just smacked some ass on instinct. My sister didn't even break in conversation. My niece was horrified at the ass grabbing. Omg dad you're in public!

Some couples have varying comfort levels and it's 100% okay. Some grab ass in public at brew pubs. Others don't grab ass at all. Everyone is allowed to have varying levels of PDA. It's all good.

Sometimes people like... communicate their general comfort levels and don't have to ask every single time. Don't smack ass in front of boss. Okay to smack some booty in the beer garden. Don't have to ask.

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u/Big_Ratio6610 13d ago

The good old reddit. I once said that those people probably make their partners sign legally binding contracts and had replies saying it's not a bad idea since "consent is the sexiest thing in the world". Working legal documents into your intercourse is too kinky though, even for me.

The best one I've seen was a post where boyfriend lightly held the neck of a very beautiful girlfriend who drank a shot of vodka. They were trying to seem cool. Reddit was up in arms since the man wasn't treating his gf "right".

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u/ClassicCareBear 13d ago

Well said.

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u/CanYouPointMeToTacos 13d ago

Because some people fall in love with people who enjoy dumb frat boy shit

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u/johnsnowthrow 13d ago

No. It is madness to have a relationship that isn't business-like and strictly professional. Imagine a world with fun. Ew.

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u/Thatoneguy111700 13d ago

You MUST end every sexual encounter with a strong handshake and good eye contact.

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u/dropkickoz 13d ago

I would like to set an appointment for one sex today please.

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u/IndigenousOres 13d ago

Let me check my schedule, I might be able to squeeze you in

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u/Beaniesintheclouds 13d ago

I absolutely should not have understood that as quickly as I did

…I came to the conclusion too quickly

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u/frivoly 13d ago

If this is fun, I'll take the boring adults. Looks like there's someone for everyone!

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u/Tooquickcantlast 13d ago

If my wife ain’t talking about stock portfolio and 401ks, I’m divorcing her. Get yourself a CEO. /s

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u/Whyalwaysme1991-2 13d ago

Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 13d ago

I personally would be really annoyed because I get headaches so easily and I know having my head shaken around like that would cause one. But my partner also knows that so he wouldn’t do it. We goof around in other ways!

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u/KJ2998SJ 13d ago

It really depends on the person. If my bf did this to me I'd be laughing my ass off. Prolly give him an ass whooping for revenge, but still, it would be a fun moment we'd laugh at.

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u/n1ghtg0ddess 13d ago

Same actually

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 13d ago

You share boyfriend?

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u/notquitesolid 13d ago

It does depend. For me a guy doing something like this to me would be a deal breaker, but that’s because I grew up with abuse similar to this (being forced to do things against my will and not being strong enough to make it stop or get away) and my response is trauma related.

If the guy knows you’re ok with this kind of prankish, ass slam away. For folks you don’t know or folks that really don’t find it funny… probably don’t do that. Pranks are only fun if everyone is laughing imo.

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u/Skaid 13d ago Silver

My ex once sat over me and wouldn't let me go, and I was getting pissed off. The reason he wouldn't let go was because he was going to fart on my face. It wasn't funny, and that was the moment where I lost the last bit of attraction to him. It just felt so fucking humiliating, since I couldn't physically get away. I screamed at him afterwards. I only wish I had managed to hit his balls

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u/ryuzaki49 13d ago

It depends on the person about two things:

Doing the prank in the first place, but also equally important, posting it online.

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u/LeMagican 13d ago

They don’t seem to be depressed and 70 years old

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u/APetitePig 13d ago

Okay, then let me explain it to you: humor is subjective. Sometimes other people can find amusement in something that doesn’t amuse you, or have fun in ways that you personally wouldn’t find fun. Neat, right? But here’s the real kicker: oftentimes, people seek out partners that find humor and enjoyment in similar ways to themselves, allowing them to have happy relationships while doing those things you don’t find fun or funny but they do!

Hope that helps you understand.

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u/Tpk08210 13d ago

I bet you don’t watch porn either… 🙄

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u/DJNgamez 13d ago

Chill lol they’re just having fun

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u/hurtfulproduct 13d ago

Honestly it’s a “know your audience” Situation. . . Some may find this hilarious, some may hate it

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u/beebewp 13d ago

The first time I saw a video like this, it was kind of funny. The man had very good control and was very strong. He never brought her face all the way to his butt. She was able to get out easily once she realized what he was doing. They both laughed. It was more like a prank.

This just looked abusive. He was obviously struggling and it looks like it physically hurt her.

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u/Skaid 13d ago

That's the thing, it's not really that funny when someone needs to use their physical superiority to make the joke. It feels humiliating

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u/AggressiveReveal6881 13d ago

It’s fake, my girlfriend watches these people on YouTube, it’s all cornball fake shit.

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u/emmgdac 13d ago

It’s actually a Brazilian dance lol I find it ridiculous still, but you can YouTube “surra de bunda” so to me, as a Brazilian, this was actually funny

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u/CandleDesigner 13d ago

How that can be ridiculous? If my girl doesn't give me surra de bunda I will believe she doesn't like me

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u/quetzalcoatlsghost 13d ago

Easy way to give your partner whiplash and back problems.

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u/Renzieface 13d ago

That's all I'm saying. It seems dangerous and kind of mean-spirited, which is why I called it frat boy shit. Loooots of people mad in the replies though, lol

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u/HairySonsFord 13d ago

Lotta frat boys you upset here by calling out their childish antics. Sorry you have to deal with their shit, you're 100% right.

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u/jzbs 13d ago

there are some very pissy frat boys in your comments

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u/retiretobedlam 13d ago

Exactly. Never mind dangerous (broken nose, anybody?)

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u/LoudBoysenerry 13d ago

It's a video for pre teens to laugh at. There's some fucked up shit on the clock app.

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u/TQuake 13d ago

I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.

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u/Zhilsir 13d ago

For some reason people in the comments here complaining about him doing to to her, and others defending it

But i don't see anybody saying that this was extremely expected... Like every single time a video comes up with they are in a situation like this... It's always this that happens.. .how was this unexpected for anybody ?

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u/Daniel5343 13d ago

Plus it’s staged…. Look at the kids face

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u/Reizo123 13d ago

For me it was her flailing arms. Just didn’t look natural.

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u/hashtagslit 13d ago

Wasn't the first take that's for sure.

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u/SplitLevel17 13d ago

Amateurs always overact.

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u/welpitywelpwelp 13d ago

You mean when she was standing up and pushing hair out of her face while grabbing her shoe? What do you mean not natural?

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u/ReapCreep65 13d ago

He was probably just in on it

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u/luckytaurus 13d ago

I dunno doesn't mean shit for me. Kid was in on the plan and that's why he's laughing at mommy freaking out. It's possible she didn't know

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u/man_o_madan 13d ago

It’s possible that the dad just told him and didn’t tell her

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u/KaiserTom 13d ago

Yes, the dad and kid likely staged the prank for the mom, who was likely tricked into thinking it's some other video.

Staged things can still have unaware and genuine participants

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u/EshaySikkunt 13d ago

He was probably in on it, doesn’t look staged

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u/Lilprit 13d ago

Is it just me, or like you can just tell when something is staged and then there’s people who think it’s real. Like cgi characters and uncanny valley.

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u/TripperAdvice 13d ago

Its a tiktok video

Its staged

Plus physically he couldn't have pulled her like that if she wasn't ok with it, and her reaction was standard internet overacting

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u/my1stone 13d ago

I'll be honest, a lot of the time I just suck at recognizing when something is fake. But reading here about her arms made me rewatch and it was very obvious. I dunno just not a built-in skill for everyone.

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u/Maert 13d ago

I've never seen a video like this. So it was unexpected...

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u/aafrias15 13d ago

You’re right. She could have slipped out any time.

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u/Acidflare1 13d ago

That dude is getting destroyed, she broke out the r/LaChancla. We know how lethal they are.

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u/SummerStorm21 13d ago

I needed to know this sub exists

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u/golfgod93 13d ago

Unexpected? Sort of. Staged? Absolutely.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 5d ago

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u/bhplover 13d ago

Hotel? Trivago!

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u/Whole_Macron_7893 13d ago

This is a decades old Brazilian dance called Surra de Bunda. Not that serious guys and gals. The "pranks" have been constantly reposted here from TikTok. So I'm betting we're at the part of the Social media cycle where all users ard know what it is, and you're seeing faked/purposed "pranks".

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKlig9ZcMgSKd3Pn3bS-p1J0zfE1Y9dFP

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u/BurgerOfLove 13d ago

The ol Brazilian butt slam.

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u/SnipingBunuelo 13d ago

So it's basically a lap dance except it's on your face? Wtf???

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u/Whole_Macron_7893 13d ago

Absolutely, it can go from very smooth and sensual, to absolute violence , broken and bleeding noses. It's on my bucket list!

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u/Ronaldinhoe 13d ago

And people have gotten concussions from it. Just shows the core strength and endurance on some of these gals to be able to do that.

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u/LogicalDelivery_ 13d ago

Fuckin weird thing to do

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u/Ok_Consideration3223 13d ago

You’re a weird thing to do lol

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u/Vegetable_Burrito 13d ago

This is so fucking dumb.

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u/FarAcanthaceae1 13d ago

That shoe came off with a quickness. She passed the ready to be a mom test

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u/booi 13d ago

I’d hope so because that kid looks like he’s 7

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u/Letitcollapse 13d ago

I'd try some shit like that and end up breaking my girls nose.

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u/TAG_Enigma 13d ago

I was gonna say it looked hella aggressive lol

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u/Ronaldinhoe 13d ago

Not far off. People have gotten concussions when experiencd ladies have done it to guys.

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u/No_Restaurant_7608 13d ago

Weird way to ask for a divorce

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u/Kay89leigh 13d ago

This is horrible

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u/Icy-Prize-9301 13d ago

I would 100% punch his balls.

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u/tofuslut666 13d ago

Id get a divorce

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u/adventuref0x 13d ago

Sure it’s unexpected but it’s pretty shitty

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u/NebulaLumpy7834 13d ago

Man this happened and then that sandal came off so quick , she grab that sandals while still in motions 😂😂😂😂

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u/ElCangri13 13d ago

This isn’t funny

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u/GerElGamer 13d ago

Kid saw the chancla and ran for his life even when he had no fault in this.

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u/Certain-Ad-3840 13d ago

That shoe came off in an INSTANT

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u/rockets9495 13d ago

How do y'all keep falling for this fake shit.

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u/dragonchilde 13d ago

La chancla is REAL!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mind269 13d ago

Someone is not getting laid for a month

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u/Mask7024 13d ago

That dude was never seen again....

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u/GypsyNomadd5798 13d ago

Straight to the chankla!🤣

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u/Nazorath 13d ago

This is the video that they’re showing at the murder trial

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u/Limp-Housing-2100 13d ago

Exactly the Reddit comments I expected. Some even called it abuse, hilarious.

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u/Select-Ingenuity4433 13d ago

Staged - I'm sorry, but no Latina is wearing shoes in the house.

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u/theguyhenry 13d ago

Why does this comment section seem to have a huge stick up its ass? This prank isn't the gold standard of comedy, but jesus it's just a dumb prank.

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