r/Damnthatsinteresting Sep 11 '22 Take My Energy 1 Silver 10 Helpful 5 Wholesome 8

toilet that burns the waste instead of flushing it Video

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u/yzrguy Sep 11 '22 Silver Wholesome

That's an Incinolet. Used one in the Arctic. You get one flush per hour. They are vented to an outside chimney with no smell and only a small ash pan to empty after.

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u/TrollTollTony Sep 12 '22 Silver

I have so many questions. Is the fire constant? Wouldn't that mean the flaps are extremely hot all the time? What if your dick touches the flaps while seated? What happens to the turds that land on the flaps? Wouldn't they just start cooking on contact? If you have diarrhea, or poop smears when you open the flaps, wouldn't those smell like fried shit all the time?

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u/rbrphag Sep 12 '22

I came here to learn about the wax paper. Thank you. All I could thing was “I hope the non stick coating works really well”

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u/Strict-Environment Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

We had an incenolet as an outhouse. We bought a big stack of paper liners that needed to be glued together prior to use. We'd form a sort of assembly line folding, flipping, gluing. Just two dots of elmers glue. When you flushed, it was the paperliner that would catch fire quickly. Surprisingly very little smell and the smell wasn't terrible like you'd think. When someone would pee alot there would be more smoke/steam and we would joke that a new pope had been elected. And now I feel like a grandma explaining the intricacies of our outhouse to the next generation.

Edit - So the paper liner goes in first, to be polite, we'd lay a new one in for the next person to use. They are wedged shaped and fit the bowl perfectly. Like you see in the video, the pedal to "flush" makes the bowl operate like a trapdoor and the liner and waste falls straight down onto the electric coil. Taking your foot off the pedal closes the trap door. Sometimes (usually if they were glued sloppily 😂) the tip of the paper liner would get closed back into the trapdoor after you flushed. Amazingly the paper that remained in the bowl would not burn. It really is a cool sanitary solution for dealing with waste. I'd love to see them as solar units in places that lack infrastructure. I'd imagine that the ash would be decent for composting and garden use.

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u/IfICouldStay Sep 12 '22

That is very interesting.

Did you have to do any potty training with that toilet?

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u/Strict-Environment Sep 12 '22

Ha! Thankfully no.... I imagine it would lead to a level of terror not generally experienced by toddlers for potty training. We used it when I was a teenager. Was nice because it could dispose of feminine hygiene products too (tampons).

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u/JethroWashington Sep 12 '22

the pope joke has me rolling, fantastic

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u/Turdplay Sep 12 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval Pranked!

This is reddit, we’re just as likely to throw our logs at each other while shrieking like baboons.

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u/unclepaprika Sep 12 '22

Aw, shit here we go again. where'd i put my poop knife?

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u/JWils411 Sep 12 '22

Hmm, I think I saw your poop knife next to the three shells earlier. May want to check there.

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u/Cyanises Sep 12 '22

Wanna borrow mine?

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u/john_wallcroft Sep 12 '22

ah yeah thanks. stabs you

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u/durz47 Sep 12 '22

-5 charisma,+5 poison damage

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u/mowing_my_lawn Sep 12 '22

Ah, well that's a shitty thing to do.

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u/Delicious_Monk1495 Sep 12 '22

name checks out

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u/jaredesubgay Sep 12 '22

This whole thread is now cursed

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u/pinklavalamp Sep 12 '22

Don’t you threaten me with a good time!

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u/lukwys Sep 12 '22

You put a waxed paper bag on the flaps. That way the flaps stay clean and the pee is contained while it's boiled.

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u/pmjm Sep 12 '22

What if your dick touches the flaps while seated?

I don't care what context this question is ever asked in, the answer is always horrible.

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u/BidensToenails Sep 12 '22

Dude, my dick is NOWHERE near that long lmfao.

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u/SuffrnSuccotash Sep 12 '22

I only know about this because one time a bum mooned all of us outside the window of a store apparently when fellas get older the ball skin can become elongated in old age (gravity). And it seems like that could be an issue with this set up

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u/HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS Sep 12 '22

Not trying to be funny because of my username but mine accidentally hits porcelain a few times a year and being a slight germaphobe makes me cringe in fear like nothing else. The thought of searing my tip sounds like it would be magnitudes worse though.

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u/tea-and-chill Sep 12 '22

Dick touching the flap is something I never imagined happening...

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u/DiegesisThesis Sep 12 '22

What if you just need to pee? Sure, in a normal situation, you can just take a leak outside (if you're a man), but I assume you don't want to do that in the arctic.

Do you boil the piss right then or just leave it sitting in there for the next poop so you don't waste a flush?

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u/snugglewombat Sep 12 '22

I have used them before, and we definitely were allowed more than one flush an hour, unlimited flushes actually. Maybe there are different models.

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u/DiegesisThesis Sep 12 '22

I assume that commenter just had a restriction because they were in the arctic. Probably not enough electricity/gas to be wasting on unlimited flushes.

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u/GMEto1Dollar Sep 12 '22

I watched a video from the site, says once you flush the fire burns the poop for 1 hour followed by a 30 min cooldown. I wondered how do you poop on a hot toilet during that 1 hour but maybe it's insulated

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u/unclepaprika Sep 12 '22

Easy, you stand in the shower, poop in your hand and throw it in.

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u/OhGodNotAnotherOne Sep 12 '22

So just like regular pooping then.

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u/mafulazula Sep 12 '22

What kind of a fucking savage doesn’t waffle stomp when shitting in the shower?!

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u/DiegesisThesis Sep 12 '22

A heated toilet sounds nice in the winter.

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u/zkareface Sep 12 '22

The one I own (by another company) you poop or pee on a hot toilet sometimes. Not hot enough to burn you, but any pee will vaporize and you will get a sweatty ass.

It doesn't burn after every flush though and you can start the burn cycle yourself. So like if two people share one, you burn after your morning poop and it's cold for next time you poop.

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u/zkareface Sep 12 '22

In the Arctic in northern Sweden its common to pee outside even in -40 (when you need to or don't have running water). Assuming same in Finland, Norway, Canada, Alaska and Russia.

My family has one of these, there is no wasted flush and its not tight enough to hold pee in so it will eventually go down regardless of what you want :D

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u/DiegesisThesis Sep 12 '22

Good to know. I'm a New Mexican and have never experienced temps that cold. I just figured I didn't want a frozen stream of urine.

Honestly, I'm thinking of telling my friend who has a cabin (without running water) to get one of these vs. an outhouse, since they have solar panels.

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u/zkareface Sep 12 '22

Nah it doesn't freeze that fast :D

But if its windy your dick will get cold real quick and due to the amount of clothes and fast shrinking dick its very likely you will get pee on yourself.

Yeah they beat an outhouse if you have seasons when its horrible to shit outside (very cold winters, mosquitos).

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u/intashu Sep 12 '22

Mosquitos while camping are the WORST. gotta go, but now you got the most infuriating itchy bites in the WORST places. Anti itch stuff only works so well where fabric rubs often.

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u/HurryPast386 Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Now we just need fusion power and we could get rid of billions of miles of plumbage and the associated waste treatment facilities. Honestly, I don't think people realize what we could do with limitless clean energy. It could completely transform human civilization.

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u/Rogue551 Sep 12 '22

You can use it back to back to back to back just reset the timer

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u/JBOYCE35239 Sep 11 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy hehehehe

Great, so now my bathroom smells like shit ON FIRE. Better spray some aerosol air freshener... OH WAIT NO

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u/PorygonTriAttack Sep 12 '22

Brings new meaning to "Your shit's fire"

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u/DweEbLez0 Sep 12 '22 Wholesome

Fire that shit up!

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u/LazyEstablishment69 Sep 12 '22

You meant shit on fire.

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u/QuarrelsomeCat Sep 12 '22 Silver Wholesome

How it works:

INCINOLET uses electric heat to reduce human waste (urine, solids, paper) to a small amount of clean ash, which is dumped periodically into the garbage.

INCINOLET remains clean because waste never touches the bowl surface. A bowl liner, dropped into the bowl prior to use, captures the waste, then both liner and its content drop into the incinerator chamber when the foot pedal is pushed. You can use INCINOLET at any time-even while it is in cycle.

Drop bowl liner into toilet bowl. Bowl liner catches and contains all waste plus paper

Flush bowl by stepping on foot pedal

Push start button to incinerate waste automatically

A Typical Cycle:

Incineration cycle is started with the push button. Both heater and blower come on when button is pushed. Heater alternates off and on for a preset period of time, blower continues on until unit has cooled.

Several people may use the toilet in rapid succession. Push the start button after each use to reset the timer.

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u/lifetourniquet Sep 12 '22

Thank God I was worried my shit would sizzle like bacon

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u/Mutjny Sep 12 '22

Jesus I think... I think it might...

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u/supremedentist19 Sep 12 '22

Good thing that several people may use the toilet in rapid succession. Taco Bell should install these.

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u/aberrasian Sep 12 '22

Also avoids toilet water splashback

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u/bitterstimulus07 Sep 12 '22

Grillin my 5 lb. brown trout

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u/Psyco_diver Sep 12 '22

The poop, the poop, the poop is on fire, we don't need no water let that shit burn

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u/ReadThemanuals Sep 12 '22

"Ohhhhhhhh ohhhh...your shits on fire." - Kings of Leon

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u/Dominion1995 Sep 12 '22

I’ve also referred to it as a mercy flush.

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u/QwyattStorm Sep 12 '22

More like no mercy flush with this toilet.

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u/TJD82 Sep 12 '22

But it gets rid of that excess ass hair real easy.

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u/PenguinPyrate Sep 11 '22

So you end up with the smell of freshly roasted shit wafting all over your house?

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u/CustomerSuspicious25 Sep 11 '22

Tis the season.

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u/Han_Cholo323 Sep 11 '22

Just don’t roast your nuts on an open fire

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u/BetterThatThenThis Sep 11 '22

courtesy flush

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u/jaspsev Sep 12 '22

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…

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u/WaeoNeatoBurrito Sep 12 '22

Correction: Chetsnuts

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u/onion4everyoccasion Sep 12 '22

Someone needs to warn Chet

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u/CustomerSuspicious25 Sep 11 '22

I like to warm them up before coitus. Get the little guys moving a little.

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u/fantasticdamage_ Sep 11 '22

This isn’t how you flush, it’s how your wipe

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u/TheMadGreek86 Sep 11 '22

The new style bidet you say....gotta get one of these, to keep up with the Joneses ya know...

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u/justanoldhippy63 Sep 12 '22

This would be a perfect match with a bidet. Give your butt a quick wash and then BAM a quick dry.

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u/TheMadGreek86 Sep 12 '22

Plus cantankerous ass hair removal in an instant....

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

a fire bidet, instead of shooting water up your butt to clean it, it use fire, to burn all the poo away, and probably some hair and burn hole too.

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u/Dignifiedgiraffe Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

We have one of those at our cabin because we aren’t hooked up to a sewer line. You don’t open it while it’s burning like this…with ours it’s not even possible. They work pretty well. The only time it sucks is if you’re on the roof shoveling snow and the wind shifts directions and blows poo Smoke in your face.

Edit: you put this big paper coffee filter looking thing inside and shit into that so the toilet stays pretty clean in case you were wondering.

Edit 2: other fun facts, we empty the ash in this spot in the forest outside the cabin and it acts as like insane fertilizer and wild wolfsbane grows like crazy there. Pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

So, can you piss in it?

I lived for a few years on a hippie farm that had outhouses (in addition to normal plumbing) and you’re not supposed to piss in the outhouse. But look, I just don’t know who these ladies are that can shit and not piss and the same time.

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u/YerBoi Sep 12 '22

There are many reasons you don't pee-only in the outhouse. One big one is because it adds a ton more liquid to deal with, which depending on how your outhouse works (e.g. if there is a cistern, you might have it pumped every so often), can be a pain to deal with. Another reason is that the urea in urine breaks down into ammonia, which can greatly slow the microbes "digestion" of the poop in the outhouse. Finally, imagine the water level in your outhouse getting high enough to create a splash-back when you're pinching bricks. Not fun.

It is understood that people aren't going to be able to hold in their pee whilst pooping. But if everyone is also using the outhouse every time they need to take a leak, the ratio of pee to poop will grow very quickly.

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u/Medial_FB_Bundle Sep 12 '22

I also lived in such a place for awhile. Pissed on a hay bale for fertilizer and sprinkled sawdust on my poop in the outhouse to make compost. Interesting place, it wasn't really a commune but you could get involved in the farming if you wanted. Otherwise you just rented a plot and could do whatever you wanted on it. There are some wild houses there.

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u/Dignifiedgiraffe Sep 12 '22

Haha asking the real questions. You can pee in it but you’re not really supposed to. We have a sort of “urinal” toilet next to this one. It’s not a problem if you pee in the incinerating toilet but I think it burns a bit more efficiently if you can avoid it.

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u/Rogue551 Sep 11 '22 Faith In Humanity Restored

I have one of these in a cabin and it doesnt smell, even the exhaust outside doesnt smell

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u/PenguinPyrate Sep 11 '22

I'm curious, do you have ashes to clean or what happens?

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u/Angry_ewok85 Sep 11 '22

Theres a tray that pulls out to clean the ashes. They never fully burned away everything either 🤢

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u/PenguinPyrate Sep 11 '22

Think I'll stick with the old reliable drop of water

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u/peanutski Sep 12 '22

If you had corn would it turn into popcorn ?

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u/Intelligent_Hat_663 Sep 12 '22

Go ahead and call that one an a** tray.

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u/RudeRepair5616 Sep 11 '22

You like it.

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u/Rogue551 Sep 11 '22

A lot less expensive than a septic tank, i wouldnt want it full time but it works perfectly for a cabin property

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u/Pokmonth Sep 12 '22

These are for cabins or remote facilities where septic tanks aren't economical/possible.

The toilet in the OP is also a cheap shitty version. Fancy ones, like the Cinderalla toilet from Norway only incinerate when you aren't using it, and use catalytic converters and filters to remove the smell.

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u/ag408 Sep 12 '22

And there is no way to recover the poop knife if you drop it into the fire.

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u/Spartan_223 Sep 11 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

You should see the bidet. It sprays lava

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u/waltwalt Sep 12 '22

It's just an angle grinder with a razor on it in a toilet bowl.

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u/aSilverWorld Sep 12 '22

Honestly I need one of those. My butt hairs grow thick as weeds if I don’t maintain. Really sucks when dingle berries get tangled in my ass thistles.

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u/NefariousButterfly Sep 12 '22

Jesus christ

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u/aSilverWorld Sep 12 '22

I wasn’t going to post that, but then “ass thistles” popped into my brain and made me laugh. 😞

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u/NefariousButterfly Sep 12 '22

I'm kinda glad you did, it made me laugh too

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u/billlybufflehead Sep 11 '22

Hold on. What if I drop a big meaty 3 flusher. Trust me. Gonna need some more btu’s

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u/kaowirigirkesldl Sep 11 '22

On the upside, you’re not going to have to shave your bunghole now

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u/carmium Sep 12 '22

I can just imagine some poor visitor deciding he'd better do an intermediate flush before the second movement of their, uh, concerto, only to feel the gates of hell open up beneath them.

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u/REDGOESFASTAH Sep 12 '22

Feel the flames forever burn, teaching lessons we must learn.

That brings us closer to, the power of the dream.

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u/GMH2045-18 Sep 12 '22

Or balls, in that line of logic

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u/neeewwww Sep 12 '22

Great balls of fire.

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u/Kujo17 Sep 12 '22

Yeah I know nothing about flame grilled toilets BUT.... That flame doesn't look nearly hot enough to actually , efficiently, incinerate waste.... Also do you still have to then clean the stainless steel by hand to get the shit marks off? Or the burnt on shit marks?

What about someone with IBS or a bad case of the tacobell shits? Is it gonna just.....boil it away?

The more I think about the practicality of this, u less it's far hotter than it appears or I'm missing something, this doesn't actually seem practical at ALL and just leaves more questions than answers haha

😐🤢🤮

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u/Masherbakerboiler Sep 12 '22

spray your butt batter after some unfortunate bad stomach virus and your bathroom now turns into a steam sauna! like adding a ladle of rotted beef stew to the flaming hot sauna rocks to fill the air with brown steam.

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u/Doct0rStabby Sep 12 '22

What do you call the opposite of poetry?

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u/damnNamesAreTaken Sep 12 '22

Maybe it's vogon poetry

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u/haeofael Sep 12 '22

I'm never going to have an original thought am I 😭

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u/Sea_of_Blue Sep 12 '22

Anything written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?

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u/justanoldhippy63 Sep 12 '22

Flame grilled toilets. lmao.

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u/seamus_mc Sep 12 '22

You put a liner in it before you use it, the liner drops into the chamber on the bottom that does the burning.

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u/Tommy2tables Sep 12 '22

Mmmm boiling diarrhea

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u/Farmer_j0e00 Sep 12 '22

Gotta do a courtesy burn, just watch out for the toasted walnuts.

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u/Gnomercy86 Sep 12 '22

Poop knife

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u/jw44724 Sep 12 '22

That’ll be one hell of a courtesy flush

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u/Kermit_the_hog Sep 12 '22

”Yes, these are all mighty fine toilets.. very nice. But do you sell any with afterburners?”

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u/MaxximumB Sep 11 '22

Best not flush whilst seated

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u/LordFett84 Sep 11 '22 Gold Take My Energy

🎶 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶

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u/ArchyModge Sep 11 '22

🎶 Open flame nipping at your pubes 🎶

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u/1983Discord3891 Sep 12 '22

All the hair, singed off your hoooole... And ems....is Laughing on the floor...

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u/IrileasHN Sep 11 '22

Automatic hair remover...

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u/RustyBumperCream Sep 11 '22

Yeah, sorry mate, no courtesy flushes here…

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u/RetrogradeUranus Sep 11 '22

I’d try it real quick so I don’t have to shave my balls.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Sep 12 '22

”And when you’re all done, you just give it a little shake.. you know, to knock the ash off.”

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u/GBGF128 Sep 11 '22

Or fart.

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u/canuckwithasig Sep 11 '22

My dad has one of these toilets. They're made buy a company called Incinolet. He doesn't need a huge tank or drainage field for his summer house. It's pretty cool, saved him alot of money. They use a special paper liner that drops down. They run on electricity or gas, and use a fan to vent gasses outside.

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u/allowishus2 Sep 12 '22

What about pee?

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u/canuckwithasig Sep 12 '22

The water vaporizes and the minerals and what ever else is in it turns to ash

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u/ItsMeeeBreee Sep 12 '22

That's not what's happens when i put off the barbecue. Curious

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u/CoffeePuddle Sep 12 '22

It's exactly what happens when you piss on a bbq or a burn barrel. Steam and salts left behind that eventually burn away.

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u/varmint700 Sep 12 '22

“a special paper liner.” Ahh, I was wondering how you would keep the shite from just sticking to the stainless sides and making a nice fond. Halfway expected to see a bottle of brandy nearby for deglazing.

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u/Masherbakerboiler Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

is there a limit to what this can take? What if someone from My 600lb Life showed up to drop off some oatmeal boxes? it can handle it right?

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u/canuckwithasig Sep 12 '22

Lol, I dunno man. I've dropped some pretty big bombs in it (6' 1" 270, love to eat) and it worked fine

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u/SpectacledReprobate Sep 12 '22 Silver

6’ 1” 270, love to eat

Lmao the way you listed your shitting qualifications here has me rolling

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u/skyboundNbeond Sep 12 '22

shitting qualifications

This made it even better for me

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u/oof033 Sep 12 '22

Can it burn u on accident? What if u try lol? Just wondering about safety features

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u/KrombopulosRosie Sep 12 '22

You basically use it, push a lever to drop the bag down and once it's out of view you hit a button to start the burn. It's not automated, so no chance of getting burnt

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u/AshTheGoblin Sep 12 '22

You know when you drop a package off and the water splashes up onto your asshole? Imagine that with this toilet.

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u/jaysomething2 Sep 12 '22

Got a video? For research purposes

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u/ButtDoctorLLC Sep 12 '22

Depends. How much are you willing to pay?

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u/Expert_University_24 Sep 12 '22

Username definitely checks out lmao

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u/feckless_ellipsis Sep 12 '22

“Oatmeal boxes” 💀

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u/Aleasauruz Sep 12 '22

Do the neighbours have anything to say about the stench

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u/canuckwithasig Sep 12 '22

It doesn't really stink. Once it starts burning I guess it burns off the gases that make it smell. I'm not a scientist, but it saved him almost 20 grand on a full septic system he didn't have space to put in.

I've dropped some post BBQ night bunker busters in that thing and it just burns it off.

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u/Aleasauruz Sep 12 '22

Interesting. How do yall get rid of the poop tht smears?

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u/canuckwithasig Sep 12 '22

There's a paper liner (almost looks like a coffee filter) that goes in the toilet that you poop into, so your crap doesn't touch the steel "bowl". When you press the foot peddle, the poo filled paper liner falls into a bottom section onto a plate that s heated with an element of gas burner, and it gets in burning

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u/Regguls864 Sep 12 '22

Do you think a bidet adapter would work with it?

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u/Sipas Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

No way. Water takes a lot of energy to evaporate. It must barely deal with piss. On the bright side, you can use wet wipes without worry.

edit: spelling

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u/Accident_Pedo Sep 12 '22

I've dropped some post BBQ night bunker busters in that thing and it just burns it off.

/r/brandnewsentence

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u/Jive_Sloth Sep 12 '22

I agree. I think the fire burns off all the gasses pretty quickly. Methane being the one I remember hearing most about.

People seem to think that the smell comes from heat and not just festering bacteria and gasses. When, I guess, if you burn off all the gasses and bacteria then the smell goes away?

Either way, burning hair smells bad and that, I don't think, has anything to do with bacteria. I'm not a scientist.

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u/Dad_soul Sep 11 '22

“Doctor, I felt burning when I pooped….”

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u/spunkm_99foxy Sep 12 '22

I fell in to🎼 "The Ring of Fire"

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u/Last-Yak2745 Sep 11 '22

Turd burner. Seen these in multiple ocean vessels.

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u/Sluggalug Sep 11 '22

Can verify this as a real product https://incinolet.com/

I know everyone else is seeing this as a joke, but it sounds like it's actively used, worse we have the op above who's seen it.

Can be a reality in low-water scenarios.

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u/bento_the_tofu_boy Sep 12 '22

And wont hurt you bottom line

hmmmmm

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u/RVM27 Sep 11 '22

So….. no water to help it slide down the metal. Shits gonna smear everywhere.

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u/cdawg1102 Sep 11 '22

You put a liner in

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u/RVM27 Sep 12 '22

Oh? Like think pieces of paper? Interesting. So here’s the question…. Do you use the toilet and then replace the liner for the next person? Or are you expected to place the liner in the toilet, before you use it. Could make a huge difference in those moments when you barely make it…. You know, stuck in traffic or whatever…. Go running through the house to the shitter…

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u/cdawg1102 Sep 12 '22

The vessels I’ve been on with these, we put our own in

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u/RVM27 Sep 12 '22

Oh, so you’ve actually used one?!? Were you freaked out the first time?? How is the smell afterwards? Does it kinda smell like burning shit?!

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u/cdawg1102 Sep 12 '22

It smelled weird, yes and the sound was a little unsettling, for me it was a one and done experience. It was on a small boat I was on while tagging along with a marine biologist

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u/snugglewombat Sep 12 '22

We use these in mining exploration camps! I actually really like them, when it’s cold outside you can go inside the toilet house and the burning shit warms you up 😂.

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u/jimmyboy134 Sep 12 '22 I am disappoint

Talk about putting logs on the fire

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u/_Splatter Sep 12 '22

Exquisite

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u/Glabstaxks Sep 12 '22

Do you burn pee too?

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u/cdawg1102 Sep 12 '22

Yes we did

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u/Masherbakerboiler Sep 12 '22

any chance your large bladder of pee and logs of poop would overwhelm that flame and snuff it out? Genuinely curious.

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u/TechnetiumAE Sep 12 '22

It's a gas flame, likely a protected source too so it couldn't be put out accidentally

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u/Masherbakerboiler Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

interesting. thanks! so those undigested corn kernel poops can technically become popcorn?!

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u/Glabstaxks Sep 12 '22

Weird!! Thanks for the reply

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u/lumberzach316 Sep 12 '22

So it’s wasteful and stinky… what’s the point of this?

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u/cdawg1102 Sep 12 '22

It’s usually used on marine vessels that can’t hold the extra water

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u/fishintheboat Sep 12 '22

I was previewing a house off the grid that didn’t have water or septic but they had one of these. Better than nothing I guess.

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u/Waste_Mango5587 Sep 11 '22

cursed frying patty

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u/RVM27 Sep 11 '22

Imagine being super sick and having your face hovering over this bowl - the stench would be one thing, but imagine trying to operate the ‘flusher’ when you’re feeling so awful 🤮

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

and the flame blowing back the smell in your face.

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u/jmercer00 Sep 12 '22

Be like using a bucket. You just don't flush while vomiting.

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u/Someguyonthwweb087 Sep 11 '22

Satans toilet

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u/ShiroiYokai Sep 12 '22

Satan here, I have a normal toilet, thank you. The burning ones are customer-only

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u/Personthatexits_ Sep 11 '22 Helpful

Dorohedoro toilet.

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u/LongTimeHuman Sep 11 '22

CAUTION! STAND BEFORE FLUSHING!

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u/compcase Sep 11 '22

No more courtesy flushes I guess...

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u/ghostkiller914 Sep 11 '22

The smell though…

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u/Dutch_Midget Interested Sep 11 '22

I'd make a perfume out of it

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u/swinghighroblowe Sep 11 '22 Eureka!

Eau de Toilet

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u/sowegonnasmashornah Sep 12 '22

dont be giving gwyneth paltrow candle ideas

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

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u/KaiserK0 Sep 12 '22

Shit directly into the eye of Sauron

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u/AliasNefertiti Sep 11 '22

What happens if you fart and it lingers?

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u/vdevilx Sep 11 '22

Sauron sees it all.

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u/DeanofdaDead Sep 11 '22

Courtesy flushes are not recommended

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u/Sufficient_Tax7902 Sep 11 '22

Never have a cold seat again

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u/Nearby-Asparagus-298 Sep 11 '22

This must have some specific use in mind where waste cannot be flushed? In Antarctica or something maybe?

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u/carpedrinkum Sep 11 '22

My family has a cabin with no running water. We have one. You put a cone shape piece of paper in the toilet first. Then after you done, you press a foot pedal. It drops the waste and then closes. A timer starts and an electric heating element and it runs for about 20-30 minutes. The smell is odd but not bad. It’s called an incinolet.

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u/Nearby-Asparagus-298 Sep 12 '22

lol yeah i guess you don't need to be in antarctica to have this need =) thanks for explaining

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u/cmdr_solaris_titan Sep 12 '22

Potty training a toddler just got more interesting.

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u/Michael_Blurry Sep 12 '22

Every time I “flush” I would say “I cast thee to hell!”

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u/Fredjonespart2 Sep 11 '22

We’ve all felt like this after eating something really spicy