r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Shocked Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 5h ago

How to meet/get a "boring" girlfriend?


Ok so first off "boring" might not be the best word, but I can't think of a better one. I've been called boring so I'll use that word.

I've been called boring because I'm a guy 20 year old who doesn't like partying, drinking, going out too often, etc. I very much prefer to stay inside and doing something like a watch a movie or TV, or some non party activities like bowling, walks, or whatever.

Most people tell me I have boring hobbies and am generally a boring person. I don't personally mind this. I know others enjoy things I don't and that's fine. If they have fun with that stuff then great. But I don't, so I won't do it a lot.

However, I know this may hurt my odds with finding a gf. Does anyone have any tips on how to do this? Specifically I would like a gf who is "boring" like I am, as we'd work better together.

r/AskMen 8h ago

How do you get rid of anxiety that she will leave you for better man?


r/AskMen 15h ago

How did you high school crush turn out as an adult?


r/AskMen 7h ago

Gym bros, what do you think when you see a plus size person lifting weights at the gym?


r/AskMen 2h ago

Whats a 10/10 tv show everyone can agree on?


r/AskMen 3h ago

What do you like your SO to wear to bed?


r/AskMen 8h ago

What are some lesser known but effective ways to reduce stress?


r/AskMen 1h ago

How many of you are pooping at this current moment?


Nothing better than getting paid to poop 💩 😌

r/AskMen 1d ago

What are some non-negotiable deal breakers for you?


When looking for a significant other, what are things you won't budge on?

r/AskMen 1h ago

What is your comfort food?


r/AskMen 8h ago

Men of Reddit, now that I am officially a man, what is the advice you wish you were told at my age?


I turn 18 today, and I want to know; what are some of the things you wish you had done better in your first years of adulthood? Conversely, what are some of the things you enjoyed, and wished all men experience in their adolescence?

r/AskMen 4h ago

What would you change about modern standards of beauty and attractiveness?


r/AskMen 5h ago

What’s your relationship with alcohol?


r/AskMen 4h ago

What is the biggest lie you’ve told someone to spare their feelings?


r/AskMen 14m ago

What age do you feel like you finally became "mature" emotionally? (serious)


r/AskMen 10h ago

What’s something all young women should know about dating guys?


r/AskMen 2h ago

What’s the greatest lesson your father taught you?


r/AskMen 35m ago

boys, if you had the chance to travel back in time and either live during the Roman empire, viking age or the Wild West (cowboy period). which one would you choose and why?


r/AskMen 2h ago

Men over 30, what habits have you adopted that give you more energy during the day?


Hey r/AskMen!

I've been running into an issue of not having enough energy throughout the day. I'm sure there are several factors leading to this: Nutrition, Exercise, etc.

I'm wondering if any of you have wisdom on things that you have either adopted or gotten rid of to lead a more energy-efficient life.

For ex. I'm trying to cut out on phone screentime in the mornings, go for a 10-minute walk, and cutting out more carbs in the morning.

r/AskMen 19h ago

A genie allows you to have the body/physique of any male celebrity you choose. Who do you choose and why?


r/AskMen 6h ago

What experience do men and women share that are exactly the same regardless of gender?


r/AskMen 3h ago

If you could have the voice of any singer, who would you pick? and why?


I would pick Corey Taylor from Slipknot. This guy can do it all he is an amazing vocalist.

r/AskMen 3h ago

How did your childhood best friend turn out as an adult?


r/AskMen 5h ago

How do you work out/diet to lose weight? Any tips?