It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
What is something you will never tolerate in a relationship or with someone you’re trying to get into a relationship with?
I (28F) had a first date with a guy (32M) recently. It went well, and we have been texting/calling. He asked me to attend an formal event with him that’s in a couple of weeks, and I accepted. But now he told me (a few days after our first date) that he told his mom about me. He said that she’s wondering when she’ll meet me.
I’m having some anxiety now, because I don’t want to romanticize anything. Now it feels like we’ve jumped from 0 to 100 in 3 days.
So my question is: am I overreacting or is this happening way too fast?
All the underwear I can find has a seam right up the center which flosses my balls and is regularly a source of discomfort
I am asking from an emotional standpoint. All advices I've heard till now are always along the lines of "you are too young, keep at it", "just focus on a hobby", "find meaning in something else like volunteering", "focus on your job" etc.
All of these are just about deflecting or ignoring the reality so you don't have to deal with it. I'm asking how did you convince yourself that "it's okay to be unwanted".
Edit: many of you are mentioning kind and nurturing - isn’t this the basis for a relationship? I would expect both people to be this way.
Tweezing time per day is increasingly asymptotically. Sometimes they're 1 cm or longer before I can even see them. Increasingly they're white and hide in plain sight. Halp.
Why would a girl playfully tell you "You're obsessed with me" in front another guy whom she's been eyeing the whole night?
I've been seeing a lot of talk on "the loneliness of men" lately and I'm still fresh when it comes to reading into it. Asking out of genuine curiosity, what do you as men think the solution to mass male loneliness is?
Men, has an office interaction ever felt weird to you when everyone else thought it was just banter? And if yes, did you do anything about it?
I myself have one. So I wore torn/distressed jeans to work one day, the one with loose threads on the knee. Two of my female colleagues, who are funny people and I like them, started poking in it with their fingers. Everyone was laughing, but didn't feel funny to me. But I just pretended to laugh and then got away from their. Never wore those jeans again to work.
How does she need to look? What does she need to say?
If you liked your best friends romantically, what are some advice to get out of the friendzone and start a more intimate relationship?
The thought of flirting with a woman and having it be reciprocated seems really nice, like I've watched other guys flirt with women and think damn that must feel so exciting and fun
But that never happens to me
So how do you get over and get rid of that desire?